EXs

EXs

crypto sam’s ex drops a digital dime on him to the feds

absofuckinglutely. Who takes a dive for their ex

i wonder who dumped who

scorned lovers take no prisoners

worse even if they’re also accomplices to a crime

the fucking he got isn’t worth the fucking he’s going to get

he did her wrong

what do you think of crypto sam’s sloppy nerd act

vince the chin, a mob boss wore a bathrobe on the streets

you think the t-shirts and shorts and moppy hair

is pure i-must-be-crazy bullshit like the chin’s bathrobe

eccentricity might be his best defense against fraud

that’s where the ex-factor comes in

the ex-girlfriend knows where the billions wen

who takes a dive for their ex

he is altruistic, gave away hundreds of millions

of other people’s money, that’s theft

he’s also autistic

proves that autistic people can steal, too

a last word about exs

there is no such thing

do you have any regrets about any exs that got away

absofuckinglutelynot