God Speaks

When wisps of white smoke rose from the capitol dome

We had elected a speaker

He says his election is divine intervention

Mike ‘i’m holier than thou’ Johnson

A mild-mannered insurrectionist

Disguised as an evangelical christian

Able to strike down a woman’s right to choose

Fighting a never-ending battle against gays

Non-Christians and the American way

It’s supermaga

Holy Mike holds a black belt in bible thumping

He believes Noah’s ark is historical fact

That the universe is 6000 years old

That history judged the Spanish Inquisition too harshly

That would be funny if it weren’t plausible

Do you believe in the separation of church and state

And synagogue and mosque and temple

Are you a religious person

I am a spiritual person

In that spirit, shouldn’t we give his holiness a chance

He blew his chance on january 6

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

Do I  detect a trace of catholicism

Born, bred, and fallen

Holy Mike puts the fear of God into me

That is his intent

Can our house stand

Keep the faith